Dirty Squirty 

Sex localised typically within the vicinity of a kitchen done in the missionary position over a boiling pot. As you fuck the girl she is aggressively unleashing a gargantuan monsoon of piss and diarrhea into said pot. The amount released increases the harder and faster each thrust.

Me and your sister in the kitchen whippin' up a Dirty Squirty

Dirty Squirty by WordToYourMother69 September 1, 2021

Dirty Squirty Berty 

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers

I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles

Dirty Squirty Berty by 13th Duke May 5, 2009

Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

Making a Yorkshire pudding batter both with the cum of a virile Disney Dad, and the squirted juices of a lady. The Yorkshire pudding is thereafter cooked in the oven, then eaten with the fingers of both the male and female from whence the pudding came.

Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

What did you do last night?
Made a Dirty Squirty toad in the hole. De-lish.....

Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding by Disney Dad May 4, 2022

Dirty Squirts 

Using a soda fountain machine for water and old coke comes out first, then water.

A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.

I went to get us water after the movie, but it gave me a dirty squirt!

Or

Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!

Dirty Squirts by MarksFatCock February 3, 2025