dirtroad hitchhiker 

1. When someone sticks their thumb up their own ass or someone else's ass.
2. To sit on one's thumb

I walked into my apartment the other day and caught my roommates performing dirtroad hitchhikers on eachother.

dirtroad hitchhiker by T. Danza October 17, 2010

Dirt Rod 

A situation in which a heterosexual male human being is having anal sex with a female human being in the doggystyle position and a 2nd male enters the room and inserts his penis into the other male's anus from behind. The male in the middle is perplexed as to whether he should continue his anal sex with the woman while he gets it from behind or if he should just stop altogether.

Male 1: "I hooked up with the hottest girl at the club last night and everything was going fine until she surprised me with the dirt rod."

Male 2: "Oh man! So did you stop or continue?"

Male 1: "I finished and got the hell out of there!"

Dirt Rod by nirvarner September 3, 2010

Dirtroll 

1: A complete idiot; someone who has no common sense and no clue what is going on around them; a very dense person 2: someone who has absolutely no regard for others with no sense of decency or respect

"Sorry I'm late some Dirtroll was driving 2 miles an hour in front of me the whole way here"

Dirtroll by SPACIWC July 28, 2016

up the dirtroad

To have anal sex.

Similar to "up the dirttrack", used mainly by Londoner and Scots.

You are very nice but I am not going to go up the dirtroad, honey.

up the dirtroad by BartP January 17, 2008

Rutledge Dirtroad 

When you happen onto a dirt road in Rutledge, GA, and you happen to be menstruating but wanting to have sex. To turn on your partner, you take your tampon out in front of him, lick it seductively, and then throw it over a bridge. Usually after this happens, you'll notice if your partner is completely grossed out or totally horny from your little show. If he happens to be horny, you jump on his dick and give him the best fuck of his life. If grossed out, then obviously your partner is lame, and you are just shit out of luck. Sorry.

Keep It Classy.

After we Rutledge Dirtroaded, his dick was so bloody, and he loved it.

Rutledge Dirtroad by missclassyyy123 August 16, 2010

Dirtrocker

A Dirtrocker is a person, boy or girl, who lives in a small town, rural country or mountanious region. Daily activities include but are not limited to hunting, camping, fishing, and beers at the hunting club. Dirtrocker transportation of choice is a 4x4 truck or any vehicle with parts from more than 3 other vehicles. The term Dirtrocker is similar to redneck, hillbilly trailor trash or cracker.

Most people in town like to keep a low profile, but not THAT dirtrocker. Look at her hanging her head out the window of her 4x4 whoopin it up! Must be she just left the hunting club and is heading back to the duck blind.

Dirtrocker by barbieisawelder October 28, 2009

dirtrock 

a word for mexican women. usually mexican hoes.

Damn those dirtrocks got VD!

dirtrock by robbin magooch May 24, 2008