dirtroad hitchhiker 

1. When someone sticks their thumb up their own ass or someone else's ass.
2. To sit on one's thumb

I walked into my apartment the other day and caught my roommates performing dirtroad hitchhikers on eachother.

dirtroad hitchhiker by T. Danza October 17, 2010

up the dirtroad

To have anal sex.

Similar to "up the dirttrack", used mainly by Londoner and Scots.

You are very nice but I am not going to go up the dirtroad, honey.

up the dirtroad by BartP January 17, 2008

Rutledge Dirtroad 

When you happen onto a dirt road in Rutledge, GA, and you happen to be menstruating but wanting to have sex. To turn on your partner, you take your tampon out in front of him, lick it seductively, and then throw it over a bridge. Usually after this happens, you'll notice if your partner is completely grossed out or totally horny from your little show. If he happens to be horny, you jump on his dick and give him the best fuck of his life. If grossed out, then obviously your partner is lame, and you are just shit out of luck. Sorry.

Keep It Classy.

After we Rutledge Dirtroaded, his dick was so bloody, and he loved it.

Rutledge Dirtroad by missclassyyy123 August 16, 2010

African dirtroad 

A Skidmark on a black girls thong.

Yoooo...that bitch is NASTY...SHE HAD AN AFRICAN DIRTROAD ON HER THONG

African dirtroad by Vanilla Gorilla 420 November 3, 2023

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. 

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home 

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.

Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home by Mike hock. July 16, 2010

make a train take a dirt road 

Looks so striking they cause people to act in ways out of the ordinary. This can mean you're attractive or butt ugly.

But it usually means butt ugly.

I went to meet Stan from Tinder but left immediately. He looked NOTHING like his pics!!! dude could make a train take a dirt road!
Guys always go crazy over Marcy! She could make a train take a dirt road.

make a train take a dirt road by kloon882 May 31, 2018