A teenage dirtbag is someone who is usually adored by their peers, they're chill, nice, and always smell like herb, (if yknow what I mean;)
Teenage dirtbags usually have very bloodshot eyes, and could always use a snack, their usually broke, but they never ask for money, a look in your fridge/pantry is a whole different story, we like green things, that grow in a cool shaped leaf kinda like canabi- I mean Canada, sorry I smoke before this lol, but stoner's are very cool people, who want to borrow your vape every fourth minute
Teenage dirtbags usually have very bloodshot eyes, and could always use a snack, their usually broke, but they never ask for money, a look in your fridge/pantry is a whole different story, we like green things, that grow in a cool shaped leaf kinda like canabi- I mean Canada, sorry I smoke before this lol, but stoner's are very cool people, who want to borrow your vape every fourth minute
by Zephryos May 2, 2023
A phrase used for those who are in the air selling business, and only want for trees to shrivel up and die.
O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!
by Lionheardt January 7, 2017
by Rotten Turkey June 17, 2022
O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!
by Theautisticrebel June 21, 2022
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by 2064592378 April 11, 2019
An acoholic mixture of Natural Light and Vladimir vodka. Only consumed by cheap/poor Upper Darby High School students with no jobs.
Man 1: "What did you do all day?"
Man 2: "Watched the Phillies and drank Upper Darby Dirtbags all day."
Man 1: "Wow, your a man from Upper Darby."
Man 2: "Watched the Phillies and drank Upper Darby Dirtbags all day."
Man 1: "Wow, your a man from Upper Darby."
by skeet-cannon April 26, 2009
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