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The end product after a prolonged period of wet farting where the fart juice dries into a crust mixed with the butthairs, creating a net-like quagmire.
Jesus! I just took a shit and it ripped through my dingle net! My cornhole is sorer than a motherfucker!
by Bill B. June 24, 2005