Dildo Daddy Share definition Flag This is a man who owns a plethora of dildos. He owns so many, he is considered the master of dildos. I went over to my friends house for the first time, and little did I realize he was a dildo daddy. Dildo Daddy by Pearlman4 June 23, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Dildo Daddy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch