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1.
a physical attack with an apparatus used for sexual pleasure (dildo) also one whom is like to suffer such a blow on a regular basis.
abel sun is a dildo smack and i will dildo smack him.
by abel sun April 28, 2003
 
2.
A total fucken retard.
My roommate is a freak'in dildo smack.
by umox December 01, 2003