Dilusionist

Someone who constantly lives in their own dilusional bubble. They always harp on about pulling "fitties" ALL the time; "riding ALL night long" and having great "footballing vision/skills". Realistically everyone knows a dilusionist's life is duller than an old grannies' haemorrhoid infected ass, but unfortunately they will never realise this!!

My mate told me he pulled a northern fitty at the weekend and ended up riding her all night long. What he didn't realise is that i saw the hairy munter leaving his house the next day and she said he fell asleep after spurting in his boxers......the man's a f*cking dilusionist!!

Dilusionist by The King October 16, 2003

dilusha

Dilusha is one of the most loving and caring person you will ever lay your eyes on.She is very flirtatious and if you ever get to date her don’t worry about her cheating because she is loyal and trusting; she is also the most beautiful person you will ever see and once you see her you will love her for eternity

John:who is she

Edward:I think that’s dilusha

dilusha by Kingedward|||||| October 6, 2019

dilusionit 

when you are dilusional and losing it.

that guy is dilusionit this is not a car wash and you can't speak to the president

dilusionit by tigersfan03 July 18, 2020

Dilus 

An inbred child.

Cousin Cletus and his sister had a dilus who was born last night

Dilus by MikeRech24 May 30, 2009

Dilusion

A diluted delusion.

His delusions were diluted to the point of dilusion.

Delusions that have lost their focus are more dilusional than delusional.

Dilusion by defhoolele January 25, 2012

Dilusity 

Diversity for the sake of diversity, given the only type of diversity that matters is the diversity of thought. Combination of Diversity and Dilution.

Person 1: "Affirmative Action!"
Person 2: "Won't that dilute the level of work completed if we hire not based on competency?"
Person 1: "Racist!"
Person 2: "How is calling me racist an arguement? You are pushing Dilusity and I don't know why."

Dilusity by yenrutnilloc April 21, 2018

Dilusional Lockscreen

A type of lockscreen on a smart phone in which the owner’s imaginary, or past romantic partner is included. Similar to the Virgin Lockscreen

Common subjects for Dilusional Lockscreens include body pillows and pictures of Kate Upton.

Dilusional Lockscreen by TheAppetizer May 28, 2018