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A tissue, piece of cloth, old sock, etc which is used solely for collecting ejaculate. The dickwod acts as a barrier between the penis and the bedsheet/sofa/magazine during masturbation.
I need a new dickwod - this one is almost saturated!
dickwod by davard August 16, 2004
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Someone who is a dick and also dumb
Man, your a dickwod
Dickwod by MyGameIsLagging November 22, 2018

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You are a dickwodd
Dickwodd by Dickwoddd September 12, 2018
dickwodis to be a stuped ass
when messing around and no one finds it funny ie a dickwod
dickwod by man-utd February 4, 2010
He called me a douche, i called him a dikwad. we were both perplexed.
dikwad by Chulhan Song March 2, 2005
n. A computer programmer who corrects software problems by bugging the users, rather than debugging the software. v. To pinpoint the blame for any defects in a product, especially a software product which you have created, on "illogical" end-users.
Richard was berating Sally for crashing his flawless program. She insisted that it was not user-error, and that there had to be an issue with the code. He continued to be petulant, and finally Sally said, "Hey, stop being such a dikoder Richard!"
dikoder by Kallystie July 19, 2010