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Dingus McKringus 

A person who is such a jackass they make your brain cells commit mass suicide one by one until your brain turns into pink Jell-O.
John is such a Dingus McKringus.

warm black dingus 

Samuel L. Jackson's big black penis in "The Hateful Eight", which was sucked by the confederate General's son.
and Chester Charles Smithers...SUCKED on that warm black dingus for loooonnng as he could! HAHAHAHAHAH!

Dingus Bat 

Created by Symyra Byrd

Dingus bat is a phrase used to describe those people you love the most who act incredibly slow. Like your crackhead friends who don't do crack.
Symyra stop being such a dingus bat!
Dingus Bat by symyrakgsyjf December 12, 2019
A person who occasionally pisses you off, but at the end of the day you still love them. They're usually your best friend who makes fun of you from time to time. Dingus can be used as a comment when they irritate you, or in a few cases, it can be endearing.
Dan: *mocking tone* "I'm Jenn...hmph hmph hmph!"
Jenn: *scowling*"You're such a dingus"
dingus by jdawgmoneysign May 15, 2016
Someome who isn't an (idiot) but does idiotic things
For example messing up on a really easy test questoon
"Beth you're such a dingus"
dingus by Ariom Stromberg May 12, 2015

Dingus Khan 

one whose actions call into question the competence/mental capacity of said person
Joe: "I got chlamydia after I fornicated with your sister."
Mike: "Way to go Dingus Khan."
Dingus Khan by your baby's daddy September 1, 2003