did dids

A radio or other source of music.

Can you turn the did dids on? I wanna listen to some James Blunt

by Ed Can Do February 16, 2018

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DID YOU KNOW

This blonde british dude fights god lmao

DID YOU KNOW THAT ACCORDING TO THE XENOBLADE LORE

by RobRoss45 October 15, 2023

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didding

the process of physically and mentally withering from existence

can be alternately used as did, to did, and didded

"I ate my shit thinking it was chocolate, imma just go did" "Didding is an excellent lifestyle choice

by Alexandra Moonlight August 26, 2023

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 17, 2023

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