dickwod
a dickwod is an annoying person
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dickwod
A tissue, piece of cloth, old sock, etc which is used solely for collecting ejaculate. The dickwod acts as a barrier between the penis and the bedsheet/sofa/magazine during masturbation.
dickodar
is a single male in desperate need to get laid< usually can be found in the back seat of a Honda civic he is commonly reffered to as a gangster that is white and his name starts with the "KA' sound.
dickodar by leah and brittany November 17, 2007
dictoddler
A child between one and four years of age who rules their household, enslaving the parents and siblings to toil in servitude.
The dictoddler burst through the door and demand to watch Barney and have gummy treats. The father reluctantly changed the channel while the mother scurried to the pantry in search of gummy treats.
dictoddler by Netsrak April 9, 2015