Someone who has to 1up others to no end, usually because of an insecurity.

These people enjoy being stereotypists, elitists, and are complete douchbags.
"You think Cannibal Corpse is a good death metal band? They're so mainstream, your a fag. Try listening to some Decapitated!"

"I've gotten more pussy than you!"

"You're not normal, fuck you!"

^^^ Dickwaver scumfucks.
by Mr. Fuck You All April 4, 2011
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