when playing golf, and an opening drive on a hole does not travel further than the ladies tees, the goddamn bastard who hit the ball so short must unzipper his zipper and pull his dickout for the remainder of the hole.
2 things you should know:
Does not apply to women.
Does apply in the presence of women
Mike played alright except for the 3rd hole, when we had to use the dickout rule.
No gimmes, Paul's on my team, and we're playing with the dickout rule.