Eating Oreos... without the milk.
Ripping the loudest, longest, smelliest fart ever... without anyone there to witness it.
Driving in your dad's twin-turbo V12 Mercedes-Benz S600... while he's in the passenger seat.
Having sex... without busting a nut.
Coming home with 2 honeys... and only getting it on with one of them.
And obviously, watching pornography without the penetration; or dickless porn.
Ripping the loudest, longest, smelliest fart ever... without anyone there to witness it.
Driving in your dad's twin-turbo V12 Mercedes-Benz S600... while he's in the passenger seat.
Having sex... without busting a nut.
Coming home with 2 honeys... and only getting it on with one of them.
And obviously, watching pornography without the penetration; or dickless porn.
by that's not my last name May 20, 2006