meaningless insult for general use. 'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'
'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'
by clevercloggage March 21, 2009
Top Definition
A person of little or no real use. A loafer. A dumb lazy bum.
Look at that guy Doeden - he's a dickbiscuit.
by Anonymous July 29, 2003
When a white person thinks and acts like he/she is really black and more bad ass then anyone else.

This is pretty much just another word for a big poser
Any person that you believe is a poser or wanna be is a perfect example of a dick biscuit.
by UniRaven May 23, 2009
Not something you wanna eat....naah, I'm just playin bruh, it's what you call a person when you're bored or as an insult.
Friend 1: Whats up bro....

by MyNameIsNotJonathan February 16, 2012
What you call someone if they are being dickish or a douchebag.
Stop being a Dick Biscuit, Nate, I'm trying to work
by cavecharm October 31, 2014
Something that you call someone who is being a total douche
" Rusev is such a Dick Biscuit"
by Jakey Pie March 09, 2015
A guy who has a stale personality and only seems mildy interesting when horny. Even after pics and a heated convo a dick biscuit will leave you feeling awkward and disappointed.
"Jack is such a dick biscuit, he me at 10:30 every night asking if I wanna hookup in his Pruis"
by Hunter from Hereford February 09, 2015

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