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A person of little or no real use. A loafer. A dumb lazy bum.
Look at that guy Doeden - he's a dickbiscuit.
by Anonymous July 29, 2003
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When you shit in a frozen hotdog bun and put your dick on it, then proceed to attempt to feed your sausage to a wild animal. Usually performed in Wisconsin
There was a deer in my backyard on Tuesday. I tried to give him a dick biscuit , but that didn't end well.
by Doordork September 04, 2016
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meaningless insult for general use. 'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'
'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'
by clevercloggage March 21, 2009
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When a white person thinks and acts like he/she is really black and more bad ass then anyone else.

This is pretty much just another word for a big poser
Any person that you believe is a poser or wanna be is a perfect example of a dick biscuit.
by UniRaven May 23, 2009
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Not something you wanna eat....naah, I'm just playin bruh, it's what you call a person when you're bored or as an insult.
Friend 1: Whats up bro....

Friend 2: SHUT-UP DICK BISCUIT!
by MyNameIsNotJonathan February 16, 2012
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Another word for dipshit, dumbass, dick, and other derogative terms. Most likely the other person will have never heard of it and probably will start laughing.
Why you got to be such a dick biscuit about it?
by TomZeBomb April 24, 2016
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What you call someone if they are being dickish or a douchebag.
Stop being a Dick Biscuit, Nate, I'm trying to work
by cavecharm October 31, 2014
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