tor dick-head 

A dick head that is unproportionally large compared to the shaft.

His dick was perfect but he had a tor dick-head so it didn't fit.

tor dick-head by David Gouveia February 2, 2010

Dick-tay-tor ™ 

A Dick-tay-tor ™ is someone who dick-tates

Person 1:Cum here, here is the new Dick-tay-tor ™ of the debate club!
Person 2:Are you a dick-tay-tor ™ because you dick-tate, or do you dick-tate because your a dick-tay-tor

Dick-tay-tor ™ by AStrangePersonOnline June 5, 2024

Dick tornado 

When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.

The tornado was bad, but then it hit Dildo Inc. and got worse. It turned into a real dick tornado.

Dick tornado by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011

dick torch 

A general term used to identify both a bodily function that burns and a homosexual act. Used mainly on US Naval Vessels.

Man alive I have some kind of dick torch going on tonight it burns like a son of a bitch.

That guy is such a dick torch, he reminds me of Regis Philbin.

dick torch by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

Mandarin dick torture

An old chinese torture style used to make their victims give up information or just a way to lose a boner if you think about to much. It begins with you lying on your back on a piece of plywood while your dick is hard. The torturer would then get a kabob stick or a railroad Spike and stick it in the tip of your dick. The torturer would then repeatedly bash the kabob stick or nail into your dick with a hammer until it comes out your asshole.

Guy 1: "I'm suffering from ED and I can't get rid of this boner"
Guy 2: "Have you tried thinking about the Mandarin dick torture?"

Mandarin dick torture by Frosteus October 3, 2018

Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.

That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.

Five-Dick torso by Catwater311 May 8, 2021

dick and ball torture 

a fun kink some sugar daddies tend to have

okay jerold you finished your oatmeal time to commence the dick and ball torture

dick and ball torture by givemehead5 November 22, 2019