Smelly Dick Test 

When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid

Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks

Smelly Dick Test by Bobcake21 September 18, 2017

Smelly Dick

A phenomena that occurs after coitus, when a mans penis becomes irregularly smelly from the sewer that is the vagina.

This phenomenon is very useful for the occasional party goer that drinks, or full blown alcoholics, in that the next morning when they can't remember last night, they can simply smell their dicks to tell if they fucked a girl the previous night.

Bruh, did I fuck anyone last night?

I dunno, smell yo dick to check.

Damn, I got smelly dick, it was probably that whore Kim.

Smelly Dick by slippery slope February 19, 2015

Smelly Dick

A term used to describe an 18 year old Italian young man named Luke who resides in Melbourne, Australia.
He, unfortunately, on occasions was crippled with the smelling sensation in his area.

"Can you wash your smelly dick. Last time it tasted like piss!"
"Bahahaha, ok babe. I'll bring chocolate body paint."

Smelly Dick by EmDi January 13, 2009

smelly-dick-itis

Think about it...

Last night, I got smelly-dick-itis

smelly-dick-itis by metalshredder2 May 16, 2010

Dick Smeller

A rude person who doesn't acted kindly.

I was tryin to take left but this dick smeller cut me off.

Dick Smeller by Dayman11389 August 1, 2011

dick smell 

the pleasant or pungent--depending on whose opinion and whose dick we be talkin bout--odeur of a man's twanger and 2 pinto beans

often associated with peanut butter, just as them girls' buttons be associated with ripe old bass, aka FISH!

lick up and eat out, fuckers!

"yo sligss, yo got sum mad dick smell
be careful that luke--who's allergic to peanut butter--don't catch cho whiff in the locker room
peace out, mofo!!"

dick smell by sliggs April 16, 2006

Smell-dick 

1. (noun) Badly grammaticised insult for a bit of a knob end, often ascribed to those of the ginger persuasion.

"Look at that smell-dick - the scaldy face ginge."
"That's what yer ma said."
"...What?"
"Day-walker..."

Smell-dick by AAAABBBBCCCC September 5, 2007