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someone whos walks into a room and picks things up to look at them then just drops them on the floor for someone else to pick up
1. Man Randy's Girlfriend was a dicknugget today
2. Jaime is such a bad dicknugget
by Spooginator December 31, 2006
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something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.
Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!
by fadsfdsfd February 02, 2008
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crusty yellow "gold" found in over used peni
dude,jasons sister slobed my knob and choked on one of my dick nuggets
by peeeeeeeenis November 02, 2003
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1.a man who is behaving badly or acting more rude, immature, insensitive, jerky, or anal than usual. deemed eligible for a major bitchslap.
*also known as a douchetard.*

2.counterpart to the female 'dis' cuntcake.

3. a man who is practicing poor personal hygeine for no apparent reason to the point it may result in a "dingleberry of the dick"
"god, it must be his 'time of the month. he is acting like a total fucking dicknugget today"
"hey dicknugget! put down the video game control... get your lazy ass off the couch and fucking take a shower. your damn taint is starting to smell!!"
by tendonitis September 01, 2008
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a dick in the shape of a nugget and or tastes like chicken.
dayum boi yo didly do is such a dick nugget.
by olivia guy and zoe July 03, 2014
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The poop that comes out of the tip of your penis after you get done having anal sex
I totally just squeezed some dick nuggets out of my crank after i got done with that girl.
by earzit November 18, 2010
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Dick Nugget is when fecal matter gets packed in the urethra from constant anal intercourse.
You should of seen the size of the dick nugget i passed last night bro it was about the size of a football.Man I had a pass a mean dick nugget last night after fucking my boyfriend. It felt like I was giving birth...
by chevyman454 February 15, 2014
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when a person is being a complete retard and you want to slap them across the face with your dick
John is such a dick nugget, I want to beat him with my dick so bad
by mikeeeeeeeeeee June 24, 2007
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