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Marks Dick 

The biggest dick that someone could ever have, his dick is 11 inches flaccid and and his boner is so big that it rips his pants. When Mark fucks a girl the girl screams so much because Marks dicks diameter is 5 cm.

MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX 

You are minding your own business and this guy hates his job as bored to tears.
You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".

Dickmark 

The bruise that results from dick-whipping someone; generally seen on the face.
He pulled out, busted a nut on her chin and dick-whipped her so hard it left a dickmark that lasted for five days.
Dickmark by aceface April 15, 2004

Dickmark 

A person who does not understand basic symbols. He often confuses himself that checkbox is the same as tick mark.
Jakub, for the last time, this symbol is checkbox and not a tick mark, please can you stop being such a dickmark about it?
Dickmark by Vikingerman January 7, 2021

Dickmark 

A burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord).
Man: The dickmark won't wash off.
Woman: Perhaps I should cut back on the beans?
Man: IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE!

Dickmarkel 

When you’re parent dont love you and neither do you
Anuel is such a dickmarkel, because he makes horrible music
Dickmarkel by Abuelacantebela December 21, 2023