I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

dick heart attack 

When it is so cold that you don't want give a hand job for fear of freezing some guys dick and thus giving him a dick heart attack

"Hey did you hook up with that girl?" "Nah man it was too cold, she would have given me a dick heart attack"

"Dude its so cold out that i'm going to get a dick heart attack"

dick heart attack by DankVapes January 8, 2017

Dick Heart

When someone mispronounces the name of French philosopher "Descarte" very badly

"Hey, I was reading that new Dick Heart book yesterday! It's really good!"

Dick Heart by ‍ February 19, 2019

Dickhearted 

Someone who has a dick where their heart should be. This condition causes one to be mean, inconsiderate, jackassy and unable to empathize with other humans. Currently, no know cure for dickheartedness exists. People with this condition will always be dickhearted assholes no matter what.

Of course Donald Trump hates Mexicans, he's Dickhearted. He has a dick where his heart should be.

Dickhearted by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016

Dickheart 

1. A word jewish people use to insult people.
2. A word to describe that your dick is where your heart is and vise versa.

Dave called us all dickhearts.

Dickheart by Brett Snyder October 10, 2005

Dickheart 

If you don't know you don't have one, dick.

My dickheart is better than yours.

Dickheart by Dickheartened April 3, 2021