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dick handle

It's the flusher of a urinal which gets touched by a hand immediately after said hand leaves a dick and it quite possibly the dirtiest place on earth.
If I touch that dick handle, I may as well just grab every guy's junk in the place.
dick handle by J. Hoy April 1, 2008

door handle dick 

A mans penis/cock that is bent.
WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!

Dick handed 

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!
Dick handed by Deathesquire August 23, 2023

Dick Handed 

Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.
After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.

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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!
Dick Handed by edsned October 27, 2010

Dick handling

Being out somewhere you have no business, bullshiting around. Running the streets.
She's out everynight dick handling.
Dick handling by MN Finest April 3, 2007

dick handling

1) random, excessive ass kissing

2) trying to be like someone by imitation
why don't you let him do that, stop dick handling
dick handling by GraysonD May 14, 2006