comer dick

A Dick that hasn't been seen in years due to a overwhelming GUT!

Hey Look at Sean, He's got Comer Dick!

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Shit Covered Dick

When you fuck a nasty whore in her dirty shitpit and you end up with your dick all covered in shit

Dude, i wrecked some nasty skanks asshole last tuesday and ended the night with a shit covered dick. Best night of my life.

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A penis which is extremely fortunate--enough so that is inserted into the sexual reproductive organ of an aesthetically pleasing woman.

I can't believe Lee hit that, what a clover dick.

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What you get the morning after sucking dick all night... like a hangover

" Hey, a beer cures a hangover. I wonder if more dick sucking would cure Gilda's dickover."

Dickover by Jennni June 10, 2018

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The exact moment you realize that the woman you've been dating has a penis.

Tyler made a dickscovery last night while getting physical with his girlfriend.

dickscovery by Tankwad November 8, 2017

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She is such a dicklover!

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What you have when you wake up after sucking dick all night

Marco: "Gilda, Let's go out for breakfast!"

Gilda: "oh honey, i dont feel up to it. I have a serious dickover this morning."

dickover by Jennni January 11, 2019

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