Colombian Dick Tie

A Colombian Dick Tie is where you choke a girl with your dick after having intense oral sex. This can only be done either if the choker's dick is long enough to wrap around the chokee's neck, or the chokee's neck is small enough to have an entire dick wrapped around it.

"Yo, man, how was that head that she gave you last night?"
"Ah, man, it was sweet. I gave her the Colombian Dick Tie right after."
"Man, bro, that's fucking weird. I mean, if you're into that fetish shit, whatever. Have fun with your dick ties."

by mRKiPs February 1, 2017

dick's tie theory

To wear a business shirt with a pocket to avoid accidental urinating on the tie whilst sitting down to take a dump. Business shirts with pockets allows one to tuck their tie into the top pocket during excretion, avoiding potential accidental urinating on the tie. Victims of dick's tie usually need to dry clean or dispose of the tie.

The dick's tie theory was developed in late 2009 within the corporate industry after an individual accidentally urinated on his tie whilst he was dropping a turd.

Richard: Oh man, I accidentally pissed on my tie whilst I was taking a shit!!
Dazz: It's the dick's tie now! Next time you need to crap at work, dick's tie theory it up man!

by bear1000 February 10, 2011

Columbian Dick Tie

When you slice the nut sack open and pull the dick through the scrotum in a means of torture.

Also known as the Epstein Neck Tie 😁

I gave that child molester and Columbian Dick Tie.

by Bottom surgery July 21, 2019

Dick-warmer Tie

A necktie that is too long on a guy, such that the end of the tie extends to his crotch area.

The employees at Circuit City wore suit jackets and dick-warmer ties.

by Mrrockmusic December 30, 2011

Soul tie dick

After some fire dick she starts admiring you more than ever and continuously stares at you after the session knowing she’s about to do anything to keep you.

“Girl cj gave me that soul tie dick and I’m about to risk it all for him to be mine for forever”

by Court27 March 1, 2022