When your dog is misbehaving, you yell "it's a dick triscuit over here" and promptly place your balls on your dogs eyes. You must quickly remove the testes before the dog notices.
Ben: Your dogs bein' a bitch.
Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.
Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.
Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.
Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.
by Ben McLaky January 1, 2008