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The fluids which accumulate on the penis during and after sex (sweat, cum, or mixture of both). This fluid has been said to have a taste similar to Jose Cuervo.
Friend 1: "You wanna do a shot of Jose?"
Friend 2: "Hell no, that shit tastes like dick sweat."
by Chipper Jones November 12, 2007
Dick sweats is when you wake up with a big hard, and your dick and balls are all sticky and sweaty. It almost feels like you rode it hard and put it away wet, but you didn't.
Man, I woke up last night with the dick sweats!
by dickzzz July 08, 2011