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This is what you say when you go to a hermaphrodites house on halloween. Ultimately you give the hermaphrodite one of two options of what she wants sucked.
You: *ding dong*
Herm: *opens door*
You: Dick or teet!?
Herm: What!? ... ... dick, please.
You: all right! *joy motion*
by Captain Explode October 19, 2006

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