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1. The ancient practice of storing static electricity and focusing it through the penis. 2. The striking of lightning on ones penis.
1. My wife was boring in bed untill got these new wool socks for christmas, all i do is run around dragging my feet for a minute and BOOM! dick lightning.
2. Grampa died, but he went the way he wanted, case of dick lightning at the 18th hole.
by Buckwheat Bones May 25, 2011