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an insult used to demean the likes of a friend or relative who has e.d.... implying that said person might as well tie a kite to his dick
Mike:So how did the other night go?
Justin:I've sure had better performances, if you know what I mean.
Mike:Man, what a dick kite!
by Tim Bianco March 17, 2008