Man who believes and acts like he has the largest penis in a geographic area, and therefore, feels he rules over other men by size and can claim all the pussies in that area. Area can be defined as something as small as a party, niteclub, campus or town or larger geographic area over which the Biggest Dick in the Box feels he can preside.
One dude to Another in a Club: Who is that flypaper with all the coochies stuck to him
Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box
Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting
Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't
Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box
Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting
Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't
by sarasplayroom.com August 20, 2009
The opposite of "jumping the shark." This is an event that takes someone who is already over the hill and makes them cool again. Prior to his SnL appearance, Justin Timberlake was deemed uncool; after the DIAB skit, he regained some cred. Captain Kirk pulled a dick in a box comeback by doing the commercials for Price Line.
by Chuco the driver May 17, 2010
The penis which is predominant, glowing, throbbing, and more prominent than all others, capable of great action, and almost supernatural feats.
A.K.A.: The ALPHA PENIS!!!
A.K.A.: The ALPHA PENIS!!!
At tomorrow's budget presentation, you gotta be the hottest dick in the box.
Oh, he dances so well, he thinks he's the hottest dick in the box.
Chocolate covered cherries are the hottest dick in the box.
Oh, he dances so well, he thinks he's the hottest dick in the box.
Chocolate covered cherries are the hottest dick in the box.
by Kfed69 July 30, 2014
by POKEballs December 29, 2016
Wen ur at the movies or at u house watchon a movie u cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box so wen go girl go 2 grab popcorn she grabs yo junk
by Tyr0n3555 February 22, 2010
by Sionide December 18, 2006
Definition 1. a name designated for those who put bumper stickers on their car which state, "Your God is dead? Try Mine. Hes Alive"
Definition 2. A person who puts overly religious bumper stickers on their car.
Definition 2. A person who puts overly religious bumper stickers on their car.
Look at that ignorant dick box!!!!
by R!J September 3, 2006