Cum that sits in a fridge for a long time and turns into a good kind of cheese that contains testosterone
Bro, I'm gonna have some crackers and dick cheese for lunch
by 1998 cuh October 31, 2018
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bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.

also known as smegma

wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese
by bigfatfrickinfarmer August 15, 2006
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Most often discovered as a slimy-like substance found under the head of the penis, but it can dry to a crusty yellow matter and require careful scraping to assist removal.

While not a specific STD, it can carry the nasty bacteria that assists chlymidia to spread like a Californian forest fire.
"How hot is that guy over there?"

"He is hot, in fact he is sweaty, so I would insist he showered before we make out. I wouldn't want to peel back his helmet and cop an eyeful of freshly made Dick Cheese."
by Dick Clean December 16, 2008
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Hey man slow that pour don’t want all that dick cheese
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a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.
I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese
by RussNyc September 9, 2006
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