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A situation where a guy has to decide between two or more equally desirable pieces of ass.

An occurrence that causes the penile instrument to lose focus, slacken a bit, and re-think its plan of attack.
Steve is in such a dick dilemma right now.
Yea I know, he's watching that Backstreet Boy video again.
by Penile Confusion November 02, 2005