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The cutting off of one's penis while sleeping by an enraged spouse.
The police stated that Mrs. Bobbit performed the dichotomy without a hitch!
by ouch August 25, 2003
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Used in the phrase when a girl says to a guy while having intercourse and the ship has already been sailed
(dick-out-o'-me)
"Hurry up and get your dichotomy, I have an appointment in like 5 minutes!"
by Bob Faggot November 26, 2007
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1. being twofold; a classification into two opposed parts or subclasses

2. the study of lesbians
"According to the theory of first generation dichotomy, there must be and alpha on top, and a follower on bottom."
by jeseagain November 20, 2009
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two halves making a whole
and some other bs i learned during english class
penis and vagina= hermaprodite
jin and dong = jindong
loud and annoying = ditsy girls
by Jindong August 25, 2003
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a study of the anotomy of lesbians
Check out her dichotomy!
by DK August 26, 2003
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its like... opposites. for example, dick cheney and mother teresa would be a dichotomy
the zebra was a horse till it got blasted by the dichotomizing ray
by jason August 25, 2003
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The act of having a dictionary removed from a bodily cavity.
James fell off of a ladder onto a stack of books, now he needs a dichotomy
by arcan August 25, 2003
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