To Dib; the action of calling dibs upon a person, place, or thing. See: Dib, Dibtastic, or other silly versions of Dib.
Jacob just dibbed the word dibbed on Urbandictionary.com; or Teddie can't dib the word dibbed because jacob already dibbed it.
by popemonster June 30, 2009
Stands for "Douche in a Buick", but refers to anyone driving 5-15 mph UNDER the posted speed limit. However, studies show that 99.9% of the time these idiots are in a Buick.
Lady: "Are you almost home?"
Dudeman: "Well, its down to one-lane and this guy in front of me sucks at life.. wait... it's a LaSabre.. I knew it, fuckin' DiB."
Lady: "Guess I'll see you when I see you."
Dudeman: "Well, its down to one-lane and this guy in front of me sucks at life.. wait... it's a LaSabre.. I knew it, fuckin' DiB."
Lady: "Guess I'll see you when I see you."
by fortysixandtwo March 10, 2007
by David Blake July 17, 2006
After a getaway weekend consisting of mainly sex Moses was quick to admit that his wife, Bethany K. was without a doubt a DIB
by mortgage guy November 10, 2004
STFU. DIB. DFIU.
(The steps to happiness in any trouble situation where you have personal responsibility and/or involvement:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Do it bitch
3. Don't fuck it up)
(The steps to happiness in any trouble situation where you have personal responsibility and/or involvement:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Do it bitch
3. Don't fuck it up)
by alexdog69 April 17, 2006
A difficult task, especially the act of inserting one's own testicles into a vagina. Derived from acronym DIB, or "dog in bathtub," referring to the difficulty of placing a canine into an enclosed area of water.
"Understanding Suslin lines is dib."
by Kyle Woodward September 4, 2004