Vampire Diaries

{Vampire diaries} is the best show ever it’s how these people turn in to {vampires} and shows you how they live and what they do some are mean but some are nice and how two people fall in love

{me} You should vampire diaries it’s the best

{friend} I already did I watched them all
{me} no way

by Hevecevhdb March 18, 2019

The Diary of Jane

When you love or have fallen in love with someone, but that person didn't love you back.

William had read the diary of jane after confessing his love to her.

by EastBallz April 20, 2016

Diary-X

(n) a popular journal site that is not to be confused with blog sites (e.g. livejournal or xanga)

She records her life on Diary-X.

by Marchant July 23, 2004

Diary Slut

Someone who tells all personal stories about themseleves (whether real or fictional) to gain attention i.e. graphic sex stories, fake stories of tragic events i.e my uncle was paedophile, my mum has cancer, i might be pregnant, i have cancer, or he did me analy- thanks, thanks alot for telling me about that i'm so glad.
This excludes people who tell very close friends important stories to relieve emotional stress, and rather refers to people who tell anyone they have met within five minutes every thing about themselves

*crying infront of everybody in class*
girl 1: omg whats wrong?
girl 2: i... i think i might be pregnant
girl 1: SHIT omg?! what are you going to do?
girl 2: i dont know im soo unhappy my life is awful
girl 1: you have to go to a doctors
girl 2: i think i'll just wait and see if the baby goes away
girl: .... :|(classic case of diary slut)

by iamreallyawesomecosimonud April 22, 2010

American Diary

A Cool band from maryland with amazingly cool members. Mikey who plainly rocks out and sprays water/beer about the air. Reeder who drums feverishly and has cool piercings for a man. Ben who has an amazing lisp and cool kicks. Then, Brendon who sings it loud and proud while rocking the bass (and has cool hair). Usually seen in Towson MD

James: Did you see american diary at recher theater this weekend?

Tami: Yeah! I got pictures with all the boys! And Mikey spit on me with beer!

James: LUCKY!

by Meow_girl January 9, 2009

the princess diaries

As you are about to climax you do a dramatic leg kick and sing "break away"

Chad:"man that girl totally did the princess diaries- she kicked me and started singing break away right before the good good"
Byron: should of made her the king of genovea"

by Swerver June 10, 2014

Diary Battleship

When you try to book something important in your diary and realise there is already something there.

We're playing diary battleship at the moment, "Direct hit!!" you just sank my meeting.

by Ketchsap February 2, 2021