Jake: hop on Xbox man!!
Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.
Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.
Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.
Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.
by Caroue June 2, 2021
Diary chronicle – or diary chron – is a literary genre of stories and books that emerged as fictional diary-like posts on Facebook around 2013 and 2014 in South Africa.
The books tell chronicled tales of usually a young adult’s bizarre life. They are fast paced, written in a diary-like sense, narrate intense sex scenes, and contain shocking twists and turns. It is commonly the main characters chronicling their misdoings and relationships in the era of social media, blessers, blessees, slay queens/kings, players, and the drinking of expensive champagne and whiskey.
Diary chronicle stories usually start out as Facebook or blog posts and quickly amass a following in thousands. Lesego Maake’s Facebook page Diary of a Side Chick Makhwapheni has over 75 thousand fans. Mike Maphoto’s Facebook page Diary of a Zulu Girl has over 130 thousand followers.
The diary chronicle genre name was coined by publishing entrepreneurs Setlhodi Paul and Tiisetso Maloma.
The books tell chronicled tales of usually a young adult’s bizarre life. They are fast paced, written in a diary-like sense, narrate intense sex scenes, and contain shocking twists and turns. It is commonly the main characters chronicling their misdoings and relationships in the era of social media, blessers, blessees, slay queens/kings, players, and the drinking of expensive champagne and whiskey.
Diary chronicle stories usually start out as Facebook or blog posts and quickly amass a following in thousands. Lesego Maake’s Facebook page Diary of a Side Chick Makhwapheni has over 75 thousand fans. Mike Maphoto’s Facebook page Diary of a Zulu Girl has over 130 thousand followers.
The diary chronicle genre name was coined by publishing entrepreneurs Setlhodi Paul and Tiisetso Maloma.
by mcdsh May 4, 2019
A inside look to the Security Industry. Sharing your Stories, & Experiences with the World in the hope of opening peoples eyes to the dangerous world we protect them from.
Your DOORMAN is keeping a DIARY. A.k.a "DOORMAN DIARIES"
The incident report written by the DOORMAN, BOUNCER, or SECURITY WANKER, after your physically tossed out the pub window.
The incident report written by the DOORMAN, BOUNCER, or SECURITY WANKER, after your physically tossed out the pub window.
by SparklesSpike November 12, 2020
a person very sensitive. A person that is always distracted, awkward and funny weird. Diary takes every opinion so personnaly , thinks like all things concerned him/her . Diary always do and act in the way that Diary thinks people would like to fit in the society. Diary have a high complex of him/herself and is always lost in her/his overthinking.
by Angelinou November 22, 2021
Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020
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