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Adham was fucking dialed in last Saturday
Dialed by Kyle Foregard June 22, 2021

mentholly disabled 

you've run out of menthol ciggies.
i'm mentholly disabled. i've run out of menthol ciggies.

Disabled Football clan 

Disabled Football clan discord server
Disabled Football clan is a Discord server with 1k members

bum dialed

the act of calling someone while your blackberry is in your back pocket.
sorry i called so early, I bum dialed you, i forgot to put my keygaurd on
bum dialed by jlenny October 9, 2009

Butt Dialed 

The act of inadvertently calling someone on a cellular phone, when your phone is in your pocket, or purse, or some other seemingly inconspicuous place where it should not be making calls.
Your Crazy Ex: Hey, I saw that you called. What's up? Wanna hang out? Wanna get back together? I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!
You: Eh, sorry for the confusion, but I didn't mean to call. I must have butt dialed you.
Butt Dialed by Amran Al Hampran October 21, 2008

time disabled

An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.
So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.