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A screwed up piece of toilet paper placed between the buttocks as a safety net after a heavy night on the cider
'old up moi lover, Oi need to change moi Devon wedge. That Scrumpy is coming through me loike a flock of starlings!
by Tony-bob January 21, 2014
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