devestated 

A misspelling (and bizarre pronunciation) of "devastated."

devestated by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Devonstated 

The state of overwhelming shock or grief upon the realisation that you are not in possession of Devon (sausage).

Went to the fridge busting for a cheeky slice of devon after school only to realise Mum got me twiggy sticks instead. Feeling pretty fucking devonstated.

Devonstated by Cbizzzle August 29, 2022

devestate 

To get so drunk that one begins to remove clothing (e.g. vests).

John got hammered at that party. He was devestated by the end of the night.

devestate by UTPadrino June 10, 2011

Devestated 

Having removed fancy dress.

She devestated me and took off my bow-tie before she took off my pants, and devastated me with her lips.

Devestated by W. Edward Crasher August 26, 2010

Devonstated 

- Typically relating to harsh and indirect revenge of one female towards another.

1. How a girl feels after she has had her relationship ruined when her boyfriend cheated on her with the girl that she was continually mean to with no provocation.

2. Typically defining a very calculated revenge directed to a another that has pissed you off severely by the total devastation of their relationship, which was unrelated to the original offense.

Girl A was constantly cruel to girl B, who, in turn slept with girl A's boyfriend as an act of revenge. After making sure girl A was thoroughly devonstated by the loss of the relationship, girl B quickly dumped him, as she had no real interest in him in the first place.

Devonstated by bitchesizcrazy February 6, 2010

Devestated Love 

When your ex has broke your heart and soul so bad that you feel completely dead inside, and you're at the point of giving up but you still have true love towards them.

Person 1: Yo bro why do you look dead?
Person 2: My ex gave me devestated love.
Person 1: Just move on bro.
Person 2: I just can't.

Devestated Love by Illusionzblue January 26, 2022