A name given to someone who is addicted or frequently eats bagels. And/or has the gift of God to eat a bagel in just two bites. May also be given to someone who hustles bagels.
Derived from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
Mauricio: "May I have a piece of that bagel?"
Big Boi: "No!"
Mauricio: "Pff. You're a deuce bagelo.