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Detritivore 

A detritivores is an organism that feeds on decomposing plants and animal parts, as well as faeces.
For example, fungi, bacteria, and earthworms.
Detritivores are an important aspect of many ecosystems. They can live on any type of soil with an organic component, including marine ecosystems, where they are termed interchangeably with bottom feeders.
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Tom Deritis 

A hairy Man bear pig who loves Drinking.His Crew accumalates of Joe Hyland,Matt Gallo a bitch named Dan Macaleer ,John McClernon,Nick Mustaro of Audobon,Jay Gallus.Steve Bonofiglia,and Collin Powell.They are just a bunch of party animals who love keystone light and girls.Tommy is known for his hairy ass chest,and his massive amount of "Hulk" anger.Tommy aslo has two two foot tumas on his two tangled toes.Overall tom is a all around good guy and friend
Ayo Tom Deritis you got two two foot tumors on your two twitty toes
Tom Deritis by Joey Fingas September 15, 2009

digital detritus 

The thousands of email addresses, blogs, GeoCities sites, AngelFire and Tripod pages that are floating around cyberspace, neglected by creators who have forgotten the passwords to the accounts.
I made a GeoCities page when I was in high school and have no idea what the URL is, it's just another piece of digital detritus now.
digital detritus by DT Blair October 1, 2010

detritus 

Stuff left behind, shit that no one wants. From Latin. Often used when the speaker expects that the listener won't know what the word means. This word is commonly used to describe the pile of bones and feathers that the hawk leaves behind after he eats the pigeon.
* Is that your detritus there?
* Why is all this detritus in the back seat of my car?

Pronounced DEE-truh-tus
detritus by dbushong June 9, 2005

Detroitist 

A person whose love for Detroit rises to the level of an idealogical worldview, usually in stark contrast to objective reality.

Detroitist is adapted from the Andrew Sullivan-coined term Chrisitianist - a Christian whose faith become their political idealogy. Christianist was derived from the term Islamist used to describe terrorists who attempt to defend their actions with Islamic scripture.
Joe is a Detroitist because, despite an indicted Mayor, a bankrupt school system, and double digit unemployment, he believes Detroit is a healthy, functional city. He cites the 100 downtown bars and restaurants as proof of the city's success.
Detroitist by Woodwards Friend June 23, 2008

detrinis 

All are born from detrinis and return to detrinis at death.
Detrinis has probably copulated your mother.
detrinis by detrinis March 10, 2008

Detritiva 

Detritiva (from detritivore): this is the *lady* who sends naked pictures of herself by email and text message, and fucks a man KNOWING he has a significant other and KNOWING the significant other knows nothing of the trysts.

Now some would argue that detritivores (and therefore Detritivas) are very useful and perform a much needed service.

I agree! They are the bottom feeders that expose and remove the SHIT (man sluts), making way for better options.
Ms. K: "I know he has a girlfriend, but I'll be his fuck buddy!"
Ms. M: "No, you're a detritiva!"
Detritiva by Angela G February 16, 2008