When a bro somehow gets poison oak on his unit and uses medication such as pills or ointment to dry it out. Resulting in your penis being really dry and unrecognizable.
by Cranknes May 10, 2011
When a woman is so sexually charged she treats a man's penis with an extreme amount of attention for a prolonged period during any particular sex session. The reference is that she's acting like it might be the only penis she has seen, or may see, for a considerable amount of time; i.e., like she's on a deserted island and just found it.
An extremely long head session.
An extremely long head session.
Billy always likes to sleep with fat chicks because they give him desert island dick in appreciation.
Susan loved her birthday present so much she treated her boyfriend to some desert island dick that night.
Susan loved her birthday present so much she treated her boyfriend to some desert island dick that night.
by NavyDude215 April 21, 2010
an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.
by Pk ripper October 26, 2022
an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.
by Pk ripper October 26, 2022
A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.
Think about it the same as food desert.
Think about it the same as food desert.
Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):
Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.
Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.
Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.
Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.
by durka_durka July 22, 2022
When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.
When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.
When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.
Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.
I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.
I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.
by Urk Da Jerk August 11, 2015