Herp Derping

The act of ejaculating onto a plant, and then giving it to someone as a meal.

Man-"Last night I saw Jim herp on a plant, and later his wife was derping it!"

WomanA-"I love herp derping!"
WomanB-"Me too! It's so tasty!"

by CaptainYuri April 6, 2011

Derp Du Herp

The opposite of Herp De Derp. Something you say to counter Herp De Derp.

Man - I just banged your mom
Woman - Herp de derp
Mom - Derp du herp.

by DerpMaster1234 November 22, 2011