Derpatology 

Is the observation that common socially acceptable behaviors, reactionary standards of dispute resolution, interests in higher learning and "self betterment" are on the sharp decline in America and some other country/states . Many Derpatologists agree; with the constant incline of the state of "Derp", lower I.Q's will follow at an equal or sharply worsening rate.

Very un-common to use in sentence structure, since it's not science just rhetoric at this point. But as a rudimentary example:

"Got my B.S. in Sociology. Served four years in Peace Core. Became a parole officer. Yada yada yada, later found my way into derpatology."

Derpatology by Bob Dobbs IV June 4, 2013

dermatologist 

a doctor who specializes in hair,skin and nails

That girl needs a dermatologist...her face looks like a big pepperoni pizza

dermatologist by NICE.LIKE.THAT April 28, 2006

dermatoglyphics 

the study of fingerprints. commonly used by police forces around the world to catch criminals, or to identify criminals who have a record. sometimes used by forensic scientists.

"i can't join the police force unless i study dermatoglyphics at university first."

dermatoglyphics by daniel_evans May 14, 2008

dermatoglyphics 

The study of fingerprints on hands and feet.

At 15 letters long, it's also the longest word in English that doesn't repeat a letter (along with 'uncopyrightable')

A forensic scientist may study and use dermatoglyphics to find who the culprit is.

dermatoglyphics by Codell February 4, 2009

Dermatology 

Dermatology, often shortened to derm, is a specialty of medicine. Doctors who have specialized in dermatology have generally done four years of college, four years of medical school, one year of a medical/surgical internship, and three years of dermatology residency. Board-certified dermatologists are the only physicians with advanced medical training to diagnose and treat skin, hair, and nail conditions. They can also perform surgical procedures like biopsies, Mohs surgery to remove cancer, and complex wound reconstruction. Dermatology is widely considered to be the most competitive and most sought-after specialty among top medical students.

Slim, common-featured, commonly and neatly dressed, Leon reckoned on only two more months of LPING it until musical jobs and the ultimate city, Phoenix, the ultimate Fellowship, Dermatology.

DERM: Dermatology, the study of skin; an NPC specialty.

Dermatology by Dermy McDermface April 20, 2020

Derpatology 

Derpatology, The scientific study of scene kids, whoppers and any other life form that contradicts themselves in so many ways. Basically idiots that cannot spell, use grammar or sentence structure properly and then insult other people on those pieces of the English language.

"My spelling is fine and so is my sentance structer. It is spelld correctly and a properly formed sentance. hos comment is invalid? Not mine."

One example that is studied for the logicality behind it in Derpatology

Derpatology by TecK April 8, 2012

Dermatography urticaria 

It is a skin disease which known as 'skin writing disease'. This condition is cause by the weak cell membrane of the abundant amount of mast cell (can be recognize as white blood cell and have same function as basophil) in the skin. Mast cell contains histamines which responsible for the swelling of the skin. Only 4% of the world's population have this disease. But I prefer to call this disease as an 'allergic reaction to pressure.'

"Hey Mark! Why do you have scratches on your arm?"
"Well, I scratched my itchy arm like 5 minutes ago and it's swollen. It is called dermatography urticaria. But don't worry. It'll be gone."

Dermatography urticaria by Asupajia_18 September 5, 2015