someone who goes on urbandictionary everyday to look at the word of the day
John is such a derk. He goes on urbandictionary everyday just to look at the word of the day, he should at least press random a couple times to see whats doin'.
by johanas schmidt October 04, 2008
Top Definition
dork+jerk=derk. This word was made up by the insane people over at he disney channel
Tudgeman-Hi Kate
Kate-Get out of my way derk!
by Grandmasta J March 01, 2003
When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.
"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."
by southparkrox September 21, 2009
fat thighs
"she spread her derks for me"
"my derks are chaffing"
by Amy--G October 19, 2008
A short person with a big with a big butt, who likes to have pirate fights with Scooter in his jungle. They also like eating chicken while looking at flowers and playing Halo 5. They bake good cakes and annoy Lulu. MAKE GOOD WIVES.
(Only cool people are derks)
I'm a derk, you're a derk, we're all derks.
by MariaDerk and KatieDerk April 12, 2013
shortened form of derek, one who enjoys constant douchebaggery, qualities can be compared to that of a taxi driver
"yo you derk! drive me to that party!"
"ok, but pay me for gas i only get half a mile to the gallon"
by antzpowah69696 August 17, 2009
To dip from the police/parents/anyone worth running from
Originated by a local DJ in the 925
Joey Cerletti AKA DJ Joey C
O fuck my parents are home, DERK!

Holy shit, its the cops, we gotta derk it.
by DJ Joey C February 28, 2008
Jerk and Dick Head.
My ex is a Derk!
by sistasarah March 02, 2013

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