Noun:
Someone who is an idiot, annoying person, jerk, etc.
Verb:
The act of doing something stupid, lame or annoying.
Adjective:
Something that is rather lame, tedious, annoying, uncool, bad, etc.
Someone who is an idiot, annoying person, jerk, etc.
Verb:
The act of doing something stupid, lame or annoying.
Adjective:
Something that is rather lame, tedious, annoying, uncool, bad, etc.
Schmitty: That Shane guy is such a derf.
Joe: Yeah, he really derfed up that photo.
Cameron: It was such a derfy thing to do.
Brodie: Derfalicious indeed.
Joe: Yeah, he really derfed up that photo.
Cameron: It was such a derfy thing to do.
Brodie: Derfalicious indeed.
by camblyth June 21, 2011
by smrtpnts December 4, 2011
Verb: to Derf is to purposfully send someone the wrong way, or to trick someone into going the wrong way. You have to strike it with such confidence and not to stutter that they do not second guess you and still believe they are going the right way. Even when they know they have gone the wrong way, they blame or doubt themselves.
by Joeseppe July 15, 2019
The process of: executing a handstand; masturbating during handstand; ejaculating in direction of mouth; regaining post orgasm senses and gracefully avoiding free-falling wad. A professional sport in parts of Oregon.
Did you hear Sunshine Bear died while in the derf last night?
No…how?
His dad caught him in the act and beat him to death.
No…how?
His dad caught him in the act and beat him to death.
by Lupus Lavign. July 12, 2006
Kick-ass cartoonist. Draws & writes 'The City'. Created 'My Friend Dahmer'. Not respected by enough people.
by Raewyn June 15, 2004
Doesn't ever Research Facts
Noun: A failed attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.
Verb: Failing an attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.
Person-describing noun: A person who's failed an attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.
Noun: A failed attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.
Verb: Failing an attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.
Person-describing noun: A person who's failed an attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.
This stupid Facebook repost from FOX News is such a DERF.
Some crazy door-to-door preacher came over and DERFed for ten minutes about how bananas prove Creationism.
He says I'm going to jail for cutting off a mattress tag. What a DERF!
Some crazy door-to-door preacher came over and DERFed for ten minutes about how bananas prove Creationism.
He says I'm going to jail for cutting off a mattress tag. What a DERF!
by Logic-Bomb July 25, 2014