When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!
Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'
Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''
Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''
Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.
Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low
What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.
Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!
The deflation of an erection
. Not to be confused with "direction"
The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs
When something is so unarousing that the male genitalia has an inward erection.
When I saw Brokeback mountain I had a derection.
The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection.
That ugly girl gives me a derection.
(n.) A event of the penis in which an erection is lost at an unusally rapid speed(often caused by the sight of an unattractive female). Pronounced like "erection" with a "d" in front of it. Opposite of an erection.
I just saw Rosie O'Donnell in a bikini and she gave me a massive DE-RECTION.
when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.
Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!
Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!
I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection
The opposite of an erection. Usually caused by witnessing either someone who is hideously ugly.
a: 'Oh my god did you see that aboslute mole.'
b: 'Yes, she gave me a derection.'