A seemingly sad person, usually around the ages of 9-12 that wears beanies over their eyes and plays ssbu till 3 in the morning. Often caught trying to get off school because they are "sick" however they just want to play ssbu.
Teacher: Hey why are you so tired and sad
Kid from across the Class: Sir, thats the depresso Kirby
Teacher: fucking hell
Kid from across the Class: Sir, thats the depresso Kirby
Teacher: fucking hell
by ssoonn December 9, 2021