I depend on internet numbers for money 

Something youtubers say while advertising their channel.

A youtuber of 1M subs variety: Please subscribe, I depend on Internet numbers for money

I depend on internet numbers for money by God of family-friendliness December 30, 2021

I depend on you 

A short sentence associated with a low-quality drawing of 2 shape figures, a yellow and blue one, hugging each other. This was posted around December 2024 on Twitter (X).

It has since then become a redraw meme and a catchphrase.

Person 1: I depend on you... *tries to hug other person*
Person 2: omg thnx for reminding me to redraw that meme!

I depend on you by repufolklore January 4, 2025

depender 

Someone that takes an ink pen from somebody else and never returns it. The depender uses various techniques such as asking to borrow a pen then keeping it or helping themself to a pen that was left unattended. This results in the owner of the missing pen being left without one.

After searching on the desk, in the drawers and then under it, for their favorite writing instrument but not finding it, the individual realized they had once again fallen victim to the mysterious depender.

depender by jpg3 November 28, 2011

Dependa-twat 

Wives and Girlfriends of Members of the Military who think that just because they are WITH a Soldier that they are the same rank and are entitled to the same respect as their soldier.

if their soldier is a officer, the Dependa-twat thinks that everyone has to respect and salute them too

Dependa-twat by Bishop2014 February 2, 2015

Devendra 

The most sexiest guy in town. Often smart and blushes around girls. Can be very unique at times and always stays by his frienda side. Known for being atlethic when he grows older. Will change thr world in technology wize. Girls like his determination and most girls would cuddle with him.

Devendra blusses around girls and they would want to cuddle with him.

Devendra by Mrsadface April 4, 2018

Sex defender 

Someone is being sexually assaulted by a Sex offender and nobody is there to help. What do you do?

1. Join
2. Escape
3. Call the Sex defenders

Correct answer: 3. Call the sex defenders

A: "Oh no, she is being assaulted by a Sex offender! What do we do?"
B: "Call the Sex defenders!"

Sex defender by Sukoforiko January 14, 2021

Chronic Bitch Dependency 

(n.)
A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.

The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.

APNS: "Uh, Mr. Dubuois my name is A Pimp Named Slickback and this, sir, is an intervention."

Tom: "An intervention?"

APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"

Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"

APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)

Chronic Bitch Dependency by RROMM November 7, 2007