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The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.

Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?

Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
Deaning by SakDaddy October 17, 2021

Desperation Debating

A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.
Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!

mass debating 

indulging in a mass debate
One of the basic requirements of a politician is to enjoy mass debating.
mass debating by paul February 8, 2005

Denting the Turd 

The act of anal sex.
"Dude, that girl I took home last night totally wanted it in the butt. I was up all night denting the turd."

Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."
Denting the Turd by Stormy151 September 10, 2011

herb deaning 

When a man or a woman lays in the supine position(on their back) and a woman slams her pussy (vagina) repeatedly on their face until rendered unconscious and Herb Dean has to tackle them off to cease the vaginal onslaught.
When Rodney was asked about his black eyes he told his coworkers, "the plus sized stripper mounted my face and began Herb Deaning me."
herb deaning by Kokodamus August 28, 2018

Mass Debating 

It means that you are a massive debater
Mom: what is jimmy doing upstairs?
Dad: he is mass debating to his sister.
Mass Debating by BreadTaken October 9, 2020